Life, the Universe and Goats

A comic novel

Welcome to the worlds greatest comic novel byEsias Ryder, Life, The Universe & Goats, a political satire that takesthe wee-wee from Lifes hardest themes the Pain of Life, a Life of Pain, theMeaning of Life, the Universe, the Deleterious Effects of English Literature,Penal Privatisation, the Electrocution of Liberals, and forgetting MaryPoppins.

Lifes hardest themes hardest sub-genus outthere: poetic comedy and hardest tense present.

So stiffen the sinews and the groins for a sorrytale of scandal, sexual depravity, betrayal and extreme money laundering treacherous traits that elevate the English goat to the eyes of a wondrousworld.

England rots under the dictatorship of ElPresident Tony Blair. Englands flagship privatised prison of Lower Springwoodrots a sinking ship under the governorship of Archibald Hornblower GerbilJames.

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