Vampire Menstrual Syndrome

A Novel
Dive into a feminist horror revolution as one woman fights for her life after being sacrificed to a dark god by a group of suburban teens on the first day of her period.

And you thought cramps were bad
In this completely unhinged and wickedly funny (Lindy Ryan, bestselling author of Dollface) feminist horror-comedy, one womans first day of her period goes spectacularly wrong when shes sacrificed to a dark god by a cult of entitled teenagers.

And you thought cramps were bad.

The last thing Vanessa Selvig wants to do on the first day of her period is work an unscheduled shift. But as a favor for her boss, she embarks on a late-night cake delivery to the suburbs. She awakens six feet under with little memory of the night before, an intense craving for blood, and wicked cramps.

Desperate for answers, Ness and her paranormal-obsessed bestie, Wyatt, investigate and